Local News Needs to Find a Life

Local news has always been pretty much useless.

The important goings on in the city:

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Today's Headlines
Shock as two teenage girls are killed by an alleged drunk driver
City bus crashes into a truck
One dead in fire at senior citizen complex
Fatal accident on 59th Street Bridge

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Here in the Land of Futility it is Halloween.

The theme: 1960s Brit-Rock American R&B Soul Revival Dance Party

Costumes already reserved:
-Van Morrison (Nicolai Dunger via The Hunger)
-The Rolling Stones (The Stereotypes via Need Some Action)
-The Beatles ( Nic Armstrong via I Want to Be Your Driver)
-Elvis (Alexa)
-Little Richard (Sergio)

Costumes still needed:
-The Who
-The Kinks
-The Monkees
-Ritchie Valens