My Sigma Chi paddle has been retired

I moved into my new apartment on Thursday and I love it. The night before I was at Regina Spektor's marathon show (post to follow), so of course the procrastination left my room fully in tact. Fortunately, I have some bit of reason left and disassembled my bed on Monday. The only ability that outshines my procrastination gift is to make something happen under immense pressure ( I guess those two feed into one another). I got home 1 hour before the movers were to arrive. I packed the remaining 2/3 of my clothes into bags that came from nowhere, jammed the remaining contents of my room into 3 storage boxes, packed the TV, moved everything into the living room and mopped my room. The movers were 10 mins late, so it all worked out perfectly.

Tonight I was lulled to sleep by the muffled sound of passing cars that a very euphoric me pretended was a polluted, syringe-laden Corpus Chrisiti Gulf of Mexico ocean. As opposed to the previous apartment where I woke to screaming children, 4 different firetrucks, car alarms and other sounds of the apocalypse while the 4 horsemen made their frozen waffles and coffee each morning. My only complaint is that the new apartment is a bit unrennovated, pre-warish with the feeling that it is possibly haunted. I'm sure once my underwear is strewn about it will start feeling a little more homey.

Top 5 Embarrassing Songs on the Accuradio Playlist to Play in the Dead Silence of my Cubicle:
5. Shake Your Love - Debbie Gibson
4. all Journey songs
3. Downloading Porn with Davo - The Moldy Peaches
2. Stroke Me - Billy Squire
1. Cume On Feel the Noize- Quiet Riot (it's even spelled annoyingly)