Man of the Year

"Mr. Smith said he viewed most stories of drug use and physical abuse as exaggerations. 'I don’t put a lot of stock in them because, to be brutally frank with you, abuse is like beauty. It’s in the eyes of the beholder,' he said."

-from a NYT story about the dirty underground world of magazine subscription chain gangs

Mr. Smith is right. A foot in my ass is a beautiful thing.