Documentation of things mundane

I have no original thought. I do, however, have an uncanny ability to steal ideas and miscounstrue them so that the intentions of the original no longer exist and become decipherable only to myself. Therefore, I have stolen Linda's idea of creating a photo album of snapshots of daily self-portraits. Hers is cute and it sounds like a nice way to examine the trivial details that make my life. If these ramblings aren't self-indulgent enough I now have visuals to accompany this blogarrhea.

AUGUST Visual Diary (also located on the sidebar for easier daily access)

As you have noticed today is the 9th of August, so I am already knee deep in this little life pictorial. It isn't as easy as it sounds to photograph yourself daily. It makes me extremely self conscious to take photos of myself while I am in public places. People probably think you are (a)insane (b)completely self-absorbed and then proceed to give you a deserved physical evaluation and disapproval.

I also find that even when there are actual events to document stopping to photograph them ruins the moment. This is so special, hold on, say cheese, wait...my face looks gigantic, act happy again. So the majority of these pictures are simulated, but I actually do ride a tortoise everday.

And of course, my life is not that interesting. I have pictures of fruit as some of my picture worthy activities. Come on rockstar, what do you do everyday?

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Last night a friend, who would rather remain anonymous, and I had a conversation concerning all things ridiculous. One such topic included why people are portrayed crying after sex, whom among our our friends were likely candidates for this, which ultimately led to discussion of her long-distance, emotionally frigid, internet-based relationship she is having. All names have been (slightly) altered to protect the virginal and those indirectly concerned.

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grinitaUT: damien rice
Lexlicious: oh, all of damien rice makes you cry so much you pee
Lexlicious: i will send you that cd
grinitaUT: i have that and cold water
Lexlicious: all of them will make you cry like you just had sex
grinitaUT: you're right. i DO want a veggie burger
Lexlicious: haha
Lexlicious: maybe you can have virtual sex with jXnes
Lexlicious: since you guys did meet online
grinitaUT: lol
Lexlicious: and you can afterwards
grinitaUT: uh.. i am kissing you... now...
grinitaUT: you're right. this is pathetic and i *am* crying.
Lexlicious: you should only use the smileyies
Lexlicious: hi jXnes
grinitaUT: hahah
Lexlicious: you want me to do what
Lexlicious: ok
grinitaUT: haha.. i am finding this way too funny
Lexlicious: but my mom is over
grinitaUT: haha
Lexlicious: ok, i will close the door
grinitaUT: stop it! lol
Lexlicious: maybe she wont see me with these on
grinitaUT: man..lol too funny
Lexlicious: hahahaha
Lexlicious: oh fuck, i am even lol
grinitaUT: afterwards ... :-D ---> :-)---->:-\--->
Lexlicious: no,
grinitaUT: what is that? i shut up?
Lexlicious: hahah
Lexlicious: ok :-!
Lexlicious: haha
grinitaUT: that is 'i put my foot in my mouth'
Lexlicious: that is 'duh, what just happened? where am i?'